Wednesday 30 March 2016

Inspired by golden triangle





Koria[1], ed-Doksh[2], Mashakel[3]… these are code names of so-called golden triangle of crime residing in Qalyubia Governorate which along with Giza and Cairo governorates constitute Greater Cairo. All so-called celebrities of crime world take code names just like those so-called religion-proclaimed criminals or terrorists. However, in the second case we have a strange disparity; those terrorist celebrities take the nickname “Abu” knowing that the Holy Quran – as I know – has never given such nickname but to Abu Lahab[4] while prophets and messengers were all called directly by their names.

Those code names; Koria, ed-Doksh, Mashakel, reminded me of the time when I was remanded in preventive custody for months. One day, after I was deported from appeal prison to Abu Za’abal prison the night before, I woke up hearing an ugly hoarse voice calling my name out loud “Ahmed Gazma[5]”… he repeated it several times roaring every time. I said to myself “you sons of the bitch… have you started your welcoming party that early”! The voice then started to call other names like “Sayed el-Magari”, “Hussien Meghassel[6]”, and so on. When asking, I discovered that the caller with the ugly hoarse voice is an on-shift old prisoner responsible for calling and gathering inmates working in the prison’s workshops and facilities and that I was not the one intended.

The first code name; Gazma, was given to someone who was working in the shoes’ workshop. The second; Sayed el-Magari, was given this name for he was sexually impotent and so they considered him like the Magari[7] train at that time, the man was working in cleaning WCs. As for the third; Hussien Meghassel, he was given this code name for he was working in washing officers and lower-ranked officers’ clothes.

However the strangest title was that of an inmate in the appeal prison. Everyone, including the prison administration, called him el-Kuwaiti[8], as Kuwait starting from the end of the fifties and during the sixties was famous for being the rich Arab country where teachers, doctors, and others who were sent on secondments go and come back financially well-off, owning Persol sunglasses, Mercerisé or Marcelisié  – as was then pronounced – T-shirts, and Fiat-brand cars. Fiat was the most famous car brand hoped to be owned by those travelling to Kuwait before secondments to other Gulf Cooperation Council countries and Iraq were dispatched. Relatives of those going on secondments used to boast and tell stories about those fancy possessions at that time. El-Kuwaiti earned this nickname – while his real one went into oblivion – for he was the richest inmate dwelling in Egypt’s prisons. I have already written before about the “code” I used to hear him use when calling from the third floor while I was in the second of the same prison. His gang, which was headed by a woman, used to visit him every evening gathering in Darb Sa’ada[9] Street behind the prison. He used to order them to bring pepita, brand-new Quran books, and chocolate; meaning narcotic drug pills, new packs of playing cards, and Hashish or Cannabis!… as you see.. even the smuggled materials used to have their own code names as well.

Back to Koria, ed-Doksh, and Mashakel whose names headed first pages and crime news in all newspapers few days ago in a follow-up to the operation called cleansing the golden triangle of crime and drugs in some villages affiliated to Qalyubia Governorate. I was appalled for I found that we’re facing a catastrophic phenomenon that looks like the iceberg whose submerged part many-fold doubles the tip we see over the surface as we have many triangles, squares, pentagons, hexagons, heptagons, and octagons; golden, may be platinum, and diamond… all kinds of gangs across our beloved country, not necessarily dealing in drugs alone, but sometimes adding to this other activities that are worse and more dangerous like gangs controlling sub-roads in governorates and direct roads connecting governorates in Upper Egypt, or like gangs controlling whole neighborhoods to spread hawkers who sit all over Abbass el-Aqqad Street for example and even worse than what was in downtown Cairo. In doing so, they help increase numbers of beggars, rogues, pickpockets, thieves who stalk residential buildings and apartments and intimidate doormen. Adding also triangles of corrupt government employees working in customs clearance and others practicing adverse possession on lands next to beaches, agricultural reclamation lands, etc.

Koria, ed-Doksh, and Mashakel, along with all their gangs were able to build palaces and huge villas deep in Citrus, bananas, and apricots’ gardens in Qalyubia Governorate making use of the tangled ever-green leaves that do not wilt down or go dry in any season in hiding away from police forces. The state with all its powers and authority looked absent from the scene until it caught fire itself when martyred police officers and soldiers fell down on the hands of those criminals. The state had to let go its old attitude imitating the account of Nasreddin Hodja saying that when he was told “your home caught fire”, he answered: “as long as it’s far from my ass, I don’t care”. I apologize for citing such an account which is incomparable to our case here as we talk about a state we respect and are proud to be its citizens.

Speaking of which, I remember when I was a little boy at the beginning of the fifties sitting at the edge of the rug listening carefully to the elders sitting over the elevated seats drinking tea and smoking high-quality Qoutarelli-brand cigarettes and then go home before sunset prayers’ Azan as the government had imposed a curfew on our village starting at that early time for our village had committed a crime when the police station officer was shot dead while he was driving his night patrol as he earlier had insulted some high-class people in our village. The government sent al-Haggana; Camel riders whom most of them were Egyptian citizens descending from southern tribes and who were dark-skinned having deeply-engraved mark lines on the side of their faces. They were also tough and always holding a terrible Sudanese whip. They also used to call men by feminine pronouns and vice versa. Al-Haggana made us go to sleep at sunset until sunrise. One day, the village mosque Moa’zen[10] climbed up the minaret to call for dawn prayers when al-Haggana brought him down brutally beating him with the whip shouting “you son of the bitch… we sent them to sleep and you wake them up”!

What I want to say here is that governments are strong whenever they want; like what happened when bulldozers in the past days went opening the roads going deep inside gardens of the criminal golden triangle. I don’t know if the government will complete the operation by providing job opportunities for those who lost their income after imprisoning Koria, ed-Doksh, and their likes, or will they let the leaven ready to proliferate more Korias and Dokshes at the very first chance?

Translated into English by: Dalia Elnaggar



This article was published in Almasry alyoum newspaper on March 30, 2016.

To see the original Arabic version, go to:

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[1] كوريا
[2] الدكش
[3] مشاكل
[4] According to Islamic narrations, Abu Lahab(Arabic: أبي لهب) (c. 549 – 624) was Muḥammad's paternal uncle. He is condemned in Surah al-Massadd/Lahab, for being an enemy to Islam. (Source: Wikipedia)
[5] Gazma (Arabic: جزمة) means shoe in slang Egyptian Arabic, used in name-calling to insult someone.
[6] Meghassel: (Arabic: مغسل) comes from the Arabic verb يغسل meaning to wash; the derivative here means the man who does the washing.
[7] Magari: (Arabic: مجري) meaning Hungarian in Arabic, it denotes the Hungarian-made trains used in Egypt at that time and which was known for being slow.
[8] El-Kuwaiti: transliteration of الكويتي meaning belonging to Kuwait or coming from Kuwait.
[9] Darb Sa’adaدرب سعادة
[10] Moa’zen: (Arabic: مؤذن) the man chanting the calling for the prayers in Islam.

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